some ppg headcanon meme

gotta remember to do a new ship meme, tho i dont think i'm going to use the actual meme...hhhh

IN CASE ANYBODY WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT MY FEELINS.......I DID THIS. obviously it's not serious business.

original by NyanicornYaY 

WHAT AND WHY:

for "gender" i dont really have headcanons, but included notes on bubbles and brick because they're important notes

for sexuality these are notes on my headcanons:

buttercup is always the one portrayed as gay and ftm trans, because she's the most "masculine" and that pisses me off so bad??? do you know how many gender-nonconforming girls get asked if they're gay or if they're boys and how annoying that shit is???? holy fuck
(i still kinda ship buttercup/brute tho)

blossom is "technically" bisexual but if you want to get special snowflake then she's demisexual. i can see her going either way, but aku is the only one she considers her equal, or good enough for her. (aku is the same btw)

harry pitt doesnt respect boundaries and probably never bathes [due to neglectful parents who probably didnt even notice he was missing when mojo used him in cootie gras] so i cant imagine his behavior improving much 

mike is a five year old voiced by an actual little kid and i would rather not go there

brute is a hardcore lesbian, misandrist extreme. when plutonium is inevitably killed, she and brat get hitched and become queens of viletown

NOT SHOWN ON MEME BUT STILL RELEVANT!!!!:

professor utonium is bisexual as fuck
Him is the most gay of any character ever. also trans
sedusa is gay
laverne cox is ms bellum IRL